Birth Canal of the Blog

Captain's Log Stardate 4/3/08

****Man Preggers****

Pushing this next log out- no pun intended- I am still apprehensive about the blog thing, but a bomb could hit tomorrow and at least I sealed my energy in the stars .....THE PREGNANT "MAN"

My father told me for years that a penis does not make a man and that has never been more true than in this age of sexual reassignment-- as if the first assignment was "completed". Open-minded I am but laced with a bit of being old-fashioned is a good buoy in this anything goes society.

Thomas Beatie is beating a new path though with this whole "I am a pregnant man" schtick. Equally cursed by God or evolution depending on your school of thought, women and men have enough to deal with on their parts of the play ground without people going all willy nilly wanting to ride the swings, get on the monkey bars, throw sand, and still demand a snack before its snack time. LOL Alright a bit much but you get my point. Adult decisions aside lets be factual. Thomas Beatie IS NOT A MAN. Thomas is a transgender who got everthing removed but the indoor plumbing. Now while Thomas and partner were twiddling with that plumbing on purpose vioula out came a water droplet..eh hem...once again proving that Thomas is not a man, and a penis doth not a man make.

My frustration with this is its being termed as a "pregnant man" when Thomas chose not to remove the very organ primed for conception and birth ....A UTERUS! The news is really fallin back on thier hamhocks with this. I saw this spectacle on Oprah today and she's already had enough trouble with book club situations this is not a step in the right direction. If Thomas were supposed to be a man why not get a penis bro? It makes no sense so basically this story which made me initially think there had been some huge leap in science turned out to be a woman on hormones and some sergically removed breast getting pregnant, this is news in the middle of what we all know is a government-denied recession. Holla back at when A BOY BORN with a penis GOWN NATURALLY into a uncloned man naturally has a baby. Ahh matter fact, don't holla if u hear of that hopefully by then the Rapture will have occured and and I will have left the earth because we truly will have crossed the line.